Harborview ER Becomes Exclusive “After-Party” for Belltown Shooting and Stabbing Victims

Seattle, WA – for those lucky enough to be admitted, Harborview Emergency and Trauma Center is the place to be seen after being stabbed in the head or shot in the face. “We won’t let just anybody in,” said Dr. Saman Arbabi, Director of Trauma Services, adding that guests must display either a stamp or wrist band before receiving life saving medical attention. Once inside, patrons can choose from IV Line service, which methods they prefer to control the bleeding and whether they’re accepting any visitors at this time. “We cater to a discerning clientele, one that spends a large portion of their earnings at the Belltown clubs, but foregoes having health insurance,” said Arabi.